Happy Monday, star bits! I am so happy to solidly be in warm weather now. There are so many beautiful plants and adorable critters in our yard these days. Except bunnies. I wish we had bunnies! Maybe someday a bunny family will move onto our property. I will continue to make them leisurewear while I wait. And I guess no bunnies is better than bunnies and scorpions. Or no bunnies and having scorpions. (How do people live with scorpions??? I would never put my feet down on the floor.)
Moving on: I have some delightful book news for you today. I also have a look at an awesome upcoming dark fairy tale from a favorite author, plus cover reveals, a terrible pun, my adorable little orange monster, and trivia! Let’s get started, shall we?
Here’s Monday’s trivia question: Who is the protagonist of While Justice Sleeps by Stacey Abrams? (Scroll to the bottom for the answer.)
Deals, Reals, and Squeals!
Cutting for Stone by Abraham Verghese is being adapted into a feature film.
Sabaa Tahir has a new standalone novel on the way that is also being developed for television.
The Lost Apothecary by Sarah Penner will be a drama series at Fox.
C.J. Prince won the inaugural Sisters in Crime Pride Award.
Kid del Toro, a new bilingual children’s book “inspired by Guillermo del Toro’s love for monsters” is coming in August.
At Night All Blood Is Black by David Diop, translated from French by Anna Moschovakis, has won the 2021 Booker International Prize.
Blumhouse and Jamie Lee Curtis are adapting Patricia Cornwell’s Kay Scarpetta novels for television.
The Guncle by Steven Rowley will be a feature film.
Pink Floyd’s Roger Waters is writing a memoir.
Tor Nightfire announced Lucy A. Snyder’s Apocalypse Apocrypha.
A scholarship has been created in memory of the late John le Carré.
Mary-Louise Parker will join Natalie Portman in HBO’s adaptation of Days of Abandonment by Elena Ferrante.
Random House has partnered with Funko Pop! and Universal for Little Golden Books.
Here’s the cover reveal of Daughter of the Deep by Rick Riordan.
The FX adaptation of Y: the Last Man by Brian K. Vaughn, Pia Guerra, and Jose Marzan Jr, will premiere September 13.
Here’s the cover reveal of Echo by Thomas Olde Heuvelt.
Mosquito Coast has been renewed for a second season.
Book Riot Recommends
At Book Riot, I work on the New Books! email, the All the Books! podcast about new releases, and the Book Riot Insiders New Release Index. I am very fortunate to get to read a lot of upcoming titles, and learn about a lot of upcoming titles, and I’m delighted to share a couple with you each week so you can add them to your TBR! (It will now be books I loved on Mondays and books I’m excited to read on Thursdays. YAY, BOOKS!)
Loved, loved, loved:
Nettle & Bone by T. Kingfisher (Tor Books, April 26, 2022)
Before I start, I would like apologize in advance—this book is not out until April. But it’s really so amazing, it deserves attention now! I have to get it out of my brain before it explodes.
If you haven’t read T. Kingfisher before, I cannot recommend her enough. She has fast become one of my favorite authors. Her amazing two last novels, The Twisted Ones and The Hollow Places, were equal parts terror and comedy, and she has a delightful recent fantasy novel, A Wizard’s Guide To Defensive Baking.
Nettle & Bone is about a tiny kingdom situated between two very large kingdoms. Marra is a princess of the tiny kingdom, the third of three daughters. For many years, the North and South kingdoms to either side have threatened to take Marra’s family’s very tiny kingdom, because it is the only one situated on the harbor. Whoever controls it would rule the whole realm.
To keep this from happening, Marra’s older sisters are promised to the Prince of the North in a political move. But the prince is a tyrant, like, a Joffrey Baratheon-level monster. After watching her sisters suffer for years while she’s tucked away at a convent (where she has been sent so she can’t marry and have an heir before her sisters), Marra decides it is time to do something about the prince. Which turns this tale into a delightfully funny and scary story about, well, committing murder.
But the Prince’s fairy godmother protected him with magic at his birth, so Marra can’t just walk into the North Kingdom and kill him. In order to get past his spell of protection, Marra enlists the help of a powerful gravewitch, who sends her off to complete three impossible tasks in return for her help. Also joining Marra on her quest for revenge is a formidable former knight, a fairy godmother with her own unique skills, a special kind of dog (I don’t want to spoil it, but you will find out what kind of dog in the first few pages!) and a chicken possessed by a demon. (Yes, the chicken is as excellent as you would expect. I want one.) Together, this group will try and bring an end to the Prince’s terrifying reign, for themselves, for Marra’s sisters, and for her kingdom.
This book is so full of imagination! I was delighted by the unusual monsters in the scary bits (omg wait until the innkeeper) and it’s also so, so funny. The dog, especially. T. Kingfisher is really good at writing dogs, dogs and books that are both hilarious and scary. And it’s also a great look at what harsh realities faced the women of medieval times, fantasy or not, and how they have been portrayed, even if the were a princess, a queen, a fairy godmother, or a powerful gravewitch. I really enjoyed the parts with the convent, because it’s not the usual “oh, the nuns are so mean” storyline, but instead a place filled with women who know they have been sent there because people fear them or want to punish them, and they bond over their power. Seriously, I love this book so much and I will tell you about it approximately eleventy million more times. MARK IT DOWN ASAP.
(CW for mentions of real and fantastical violence and murder, misogyny, physical abuse, trauma, body horror, scary situations, animal peril, traumatic pregnancy and miscarriage, and child death.)
What I’m reading this week.
The Cabinet by Un-Su Kim
I Love You but I’ve Chosen Darkness by Claire Vaye Watkins
Not a Happy Family by Shari Lapena
Things Are Against Us by Lucy Ellmann
Fiona and Jane by Jean Chen Ho
Groan-worthy joke of the week:
Where do you learn to make a banana split? Sundae school.
And this is funny:
You know they put that sign there because it’s happened.
Happy things:
Here are a few things I enjoy that I thought you might like as well:
- Hacks: I would like every show to star Jean Smart from now on. She is a national treasure. And Hannah Einbinder is also fantastic—and the daughter of comedy royalty!
- Purrli: This website makes the relaxing sounds of a cat purring.
And here’s a cat picture!
Zevon loves lamp.
Trivia answer: Law clerk Avery Keene.
Remember that whatever you are doing or watching or reading this week, I am sending you love and hugs. Please be safe, and be mindful of others. It takes no effort to be kind. I’ll see you again on Thursday. xoxo, Liberty